HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE (a.k.a. Shipping)

Everything is printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Production: 2–5 business days. Delivery: 3–5 business days after it ships. Total: roughly 5–10 business days from checkout to doorstep. Tracking on every order, emailed the moment it ships. US orders: 5–10 business days. International: 2–4 weeks depending on customs. Bulk / tournament orders get their own confirmed schedule in writing before we print a single thing. Late or lost in transit? Tell us and we'll reprint or refund.