Serious gear. Filthy people.
We spent years in adult entertainment. Turns out lighting, timing and a strong finish work just as well on a golf course.
From the back lot to the back nine
Two guys, one production company, one brutal member-guest goodie bag, and a very strong opinion about scratchy cotton polos.
We source the same premium blanks the big brands use, decorate them in-house, and put the savings back into the product instead of a licensing fee. Every order gets a free digital mockup, a real human on the other end of the email, and a turnaround time we actually hit.
The jokes on our hang tags are ours. The stitching is ours. The reason your outing sells out next year is probably ours too, but we will let you take that one.
Three rules we never break
No art fees
Mockups are free, revisions are free, and we clean up your logo at no charge.
No mystery pricing
Quantity pricing is published. What you see is what you pay.
No boring merch
If nobody would wear it off the course, we do not sell it.